Quote from Dick in Sex and the Sally
Pizza Guy: Somebody ordered a pizza? Mary: Nobody here. Dick: Oh yes, they did. Lunch is on me today, girls. Money is no object, so put away those wallets. I am paying for this pizza. A pizza being paid for... by me. Mary: Thanks, Dick. Nina: Thank you, Dr. Solomon. Dick: Oh, it's my pleasure. Pizza Guy: That'll be $12. Dick: And there you are. Pizza Guy: And here's your change. Dick: Mm-hmm. Let's see, 4.5% of $12 would be... Uh, excuse me. Where's the little patio table that keeps the cheese from sticking to the lid? Pizza Guy: Sorry, man. Dick: Thank you. [pizza guy holds out his hand] I said thank you, my good man.