Quote from Sally in Sex and the Sally
Sally: Look, don't you have anything simple, easy, something like - I don't know-- a pill or something? Dr. Severson: Well, of course, there is the pill. Sally: Don't mock me. Dr. Severson: No, no, the birth control pill. It's very safe and highly effective. There are a few side effects, however: bloating, anxiety, mood swings... Sally: Mood swings? I can handle that. Bring it on. [Dr. Severson hands her a container] I can't swallow this. Dick: Maybe if you mash it up with some bananas. Sally: Oh, that's a good idea. I'll take it.