Dick: Sally, do you tip your gynecologist?
Sally: Come on. With his job, he should be tipping me.
Dick: Yeah, but it's strange, though. You tip the guy who delivers your pizza, but not the guy who delivers your baby.
Tommy: That's 'cause you want your pizza to be hot.
Sally: If he delivers your baby in 30 minutes or less, though... then you tip him!
Dick: Well, that's just good service.
Harry: More people would have babies if they came with free garlic bread.
Sally: No, they wouldn't.