Waitress: Okay. Just to let you know, the soup Du jour is butternut squash, and, uh... we're out of the monkfish.
Dick: Uh-oh. [takes a few notes from the tip pile]
Mary: You don't even like monkfish!
Dick: That's not the point, Mary.
Mary: Could you give us a second? [to Dick] Okay, that's it. Cut it out. From now on, I'm paying for dinner.
Dick: Fine!
Mary: [drinks] My wine tastes funny.