Dick: Okay, class, here's your exam. Just pass it around. I only have one because my assistant Nina refuses to make me copies.
Caryn: Did you do something rude like accuse her of not being completely Black?
Dick: All I did was go to a White Power rally, and now she won't even talk to me.
Bug: You went to a White Power rally?
Dick: Well, I am White.
Caryn: [groans] That is such a White male rationalization. Just deny the entire history of White oppression and then have the nerve to say that you want equality.
Dick: Oh, yeah, right. White oppression. I'm sure history really backs that one up.
Bug: Well, yeah. There's, like, slavery.
Leon: Racial quotas.
Bug: Japanese internment camps.
Caryn: Glass ceilings.
Dick: What are you talking about? I didn't do any of those things.