Dick: Hello. You don't know me, but my girlfriend's ex-lover's wife slept with your husband.
Mrs. Manolito: Excuse me?
Dick: Okay, that's not important. What's important is that the universe is out of balance, and the only way for us to bring some measure of justice to the world is for you and me to make love.
Strudwick: What's going on there, Carmen? Hi, Dick.
Dick: Nooooooo!