Dick: Hello, Alissa. Tommy forgot his air freshener.
Alissa: What?
Dick: He was supposed to forget his book bag, but he forgot to forget it.
Tommy: Oh, thank you, Dick.
Alissa: Okay. Bye.
Dick: Oh, uh, as long as I'm here, is your father at home?
Alissa: No.
Dick: Is your mother at home?
Alissa: Yeah, but she's in the shower.
Dick: Oh. In the shower. Then my work is half done. [enters]