Tommy: Hey, I read this crazy statistic in the paper this morning. Did you know that 70% of people our age are sexually active?
Alissa: And 40% have inhaled solvents.
Tommy: Really. So, uh... which crowd do you want to hang with?
Alissa: Are you suggesting that we have sex?
Tommy: Well, you... or inhale solvents. You know, it's really up to you. I'm just trying to be a gentleman.