Quote from Tommy in Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 1
Tommy: So, junior prom, eh? It's held in the gymnasium? Alissa: Yeah. It's gonna be great. Tommy: Mm-hmm. That sounds really romantic. You know, I spend five days a week there having hulking football players yank my underpants up my crack. Alissa: Tommy, listen to me. I've always dreamed of going to my prom. I've been looking forward to it for years. So if you ruin it for me, I'll yank your underpants up your crack. Tommy: This is a side of you that I like.