Dick: All right, here it is. Now, listen. Your father thinks the two of you should break up.
Alissa: What? Why?
Dick: Something about him not trusting you, you being too immature, you following in the footsteps of that aunt of yours that everybody hates.
Alissa: Aunt Ellie?
Dick: Mmm.
Alissa: Everybody loves Aunt Ellie.
Dick: Oh, well... there must be somebody in your family that everybody hates.
Alissa: Cousin Jeff?
Dick: That's the one. Cousin Jeff.