Mary: I have a woman who cleans my house, Cathy. She's terrific. Here. I'll give you her number.
Dick: A woman I don't even know would clean my house?
Mary: Uh-huh.
Dick: She's not my relative.
Mary: Nope.
Dick: I'm not sleeping with her?
Mary: No.
Dick: Well, what's in it for her?
Mary: You pay her.
Dick: Oh. Well, all right, but our champagne evening just turned into beer and jerky in the parking lot.