Quote from Dick in Superstitious Dick
Dick: Mary, look out! Mary: Oh, I caught a puck! I caught a puck! That is so lucky. Dick: And I thought you had bad luck. Mary: Oh, ho! You see, silly? Dick: Oh, and I was so worried about this stupid letter. Look at this, Mary. I'm tearing it up. So much for this one. Good riddance. I mean, what are the chances of Mary Albright catching a hockey puck? [Mary is knocked out by another puck] Oh, no. It's the curse of the chain letter. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I'm doomed!