Quote from Dick in Dick and Taxes
Dick: All right. It's time to come clean. The reason why we haven't been filing returns is we were kidnapped. Tommy: That's right! Sally: Yeah. Yeah. And they said if we filed our taxes... they'd kill us! Mr. Gindek: Oh, really? Dick: No! Uh, no. To be honest, we were in the Witness Protection Program, and they were very bad about forwarding our mail. Mr. Gindek: I don't think so. Dick: Okay. How about this? We've spend the last four years living in the Canadian rockies with a pack of wolves! Mr. Gindek: A pack of wolves. Dick: Yes. I was the alpha dog.