Quote from Dick in Dick and Taxes
Mary: How about the truth, Dick? Dick: Tommy's coming up with the truth right now, but in the meantime I'm going to need you to play ball. Mary: Oh, no. You're not gonna drag me into this. Dick: Drag you into this? This whole thing is your fault! If it weren't for you, I never would have filed my damn tax return in the first place! Mary: Well, if you hadn't fudged with my numbers, you wouldn't be in this situation. Dick: Just remember this. If I go down, you're coming down with me! I hope you burn in hell, Mary Albright! [exits] [returns] Okay, that last bit was a little harsh. But it's been building up for eight long years. Mary: Three. Dick: Damn!