Quote from Dick in Dick and Taxes
Mary: Oh, Dick, sit down. We have to talk. Dick: Can't it wait till after my audit? Mary: Everything is gonna be fine. You just have to tell the truth. It's not as if you have something to hide, right? Dick: Hide? No. I have nothing to hide. Why would I hide? Lucy: That's good, because they're gonna be all over you. They're gonna dig into every aspect of your life. Find out everything about you. Dick: Everything? Mary: They can be pretty brutal. Dick: Oh... that's interesting. N-now, if you'll excuse me, I- I- I have to, uh, nnnnnnnn... [screams]!