Dick: She's brilliant, she's kind, she has the most delightful giggle. Mary never giggles.
Don: Right. So was the breakup with Mary messy?
Dick: No, not at all. I haven't done it.
Don: You haven't?
Dick: Oh, no. Who needs all that unpleasantness? Life is too short.
Don: Dick, two ladies. That could blow up in your face.
Dick: What do you mean?
Don: As a man with an active fantasy life, I can respect what you're going through, but it can't work. You've got to do right by Mary.
Dick: You're probably right. I've got it! I'll pick up Jennifer, then I'll swing by the office to break up with Mary, but I won't kiss Jennifer until afterwards.
Don: Now you're talking like a man.