Dick: No, no, no, no, no, no. This is my treat.
Mary: Dick, I'm the dean. That promotion came with a nice raise.
Dick: Well, you're not making any more than me.
Mary: A little more.
Dick: How much more?
Mary: A lot more.
Dick: Really? Well, I don't care. It makes no difference to me. I'm the man at this table, and I insist on paying for dinner.
Mary: Fine.
Dick: Oh! [looks at the bill] Wowsie. Mary, could I borrow $200?
Mary: Dick, this is only $80.
Dick: I know. I also want to buy a Cuisinart.