Quote from Dick in Feelin' Albright
Mary: Dick, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. Now, you're going to be on my arm at this event, so I want you to look your best. So, here, take my credit card and go out and buy yourself a nice outfit. Dick: How much can I spend? Mary: Whatever. Dick: What if I find a belt that goes with my socks? Mary: Fine. Dick: Can I buy a Cuisinart? Mary: You already bought a Cuisinart. Dick: Er... somebody put pencils in it.