Mary: Dick, I've been meaning to talk to you about this. Now, you're going to be on my arm at this event, so I want you to look your best. So, here, take my credit card and go out and buy yourself a nice outfit.
Dick: How much can I spend?
Mary: Whatever.
Dick: What if I find a belt that goes with my socks?
Mary: Fine.
Dick: Can I buy a Cuisinart?
Mary: You already bought a Cuisinart.
Dick: Er... somebody put pencils in it.