Dick: [clinks glass] Everybody. Everybody. First, I'd like to thank you all for coming to our little fete. Today we celebrate the defining moment of my life. And I know I speak for Mary when I say that she feels the same way. Happy anniversary, darling.
Mary: Aw. Excuse me?
Dick: Happy anniversary. To us. Don't you remember?
Sally: Uh-oh.
Dick: Two years ago this night, I irrevocably gave you my heart and my body. But apparently that means nothing to you.
Mary: No, now I remember! [laughs] Happy anniversary, Dick.
Tommy: Who has room for kiwi tarts?
Dick: I don't! [drops glass] [grabs a tart] [exits]