Dick: My family was right. We don't have a real relationship.
Mary: Dick, you're overreacting.
Dick: Oh, am I? Do you know what I went through to make this evening special for us? The planning? The preparation? Do you think this ensemble just threw itself together?
Mary: What do you want me to say?
Dick: What I want is for you to say you're sorry.
Mary: Fine. I'm sorry.
Dick: Oh, and that's supposed to just magically make it all better? You're sorry?!
Mary: Look, Dick, there have been plenty of times when you have done stupid and insensitive things.
Dick: Aha! So you admit that what you did was stupid and insensitive.
Mary: Fine.
Dick: Something I might do.
Mary: What are you getting at?
Dick: For the first time, Mary, you are just as stupid and insensitive as I am!
Mary: Okay. We're equally dumb. Happy, Dick?
Dick: Well, happi...er.