Quote from Sally in Sally and Don's First Kiss
Sally: About last night, I know what went wrong. Don: You do? Sally: Yes. I picked the wrong book. I should have gone for something less Gothic, a little more contemporary. Don: Romance novels? What are you reading these for? Sally: I just wanted to put some romance into our relationship, Don. Don: No kiss could live up to these books. I mean, this is real life. We don't need some windswept mountain. We should be able to kiss anywhere, anytime. Right now, for instance. Sally: Here? Don: Yeah. Sally: In the kitchen, in the afternoon? Don: Sure. Sally: With the dirty dishes? Don: Why not? Sally: Okay. Uh, should I stand? Don: No, I'll sit. [Don sits and they lean in] Maybe we should stand. Sally: Okay. Okay. All right, then. Don: Okay, let's do it! Sally: Okay, here goes. [they kiss] So what do you want to do for the rest of the day? Don: I don't know. Kill myself?