Quote from Dick in Just Your Average Dick
Waiter: And you, sir? Dick: I can't decide. What is your most popular dish? Waiter: Well, a lot of people like the steak fajitas. Dick: Then steak fajitas it is. Waiter: And, uh, how would you like it cooked? Dick: Medium. Waiter: And the salsa? Dick: Medium. Waiter: And your drink? Dick: Cola, medium. No, wait. Yes, medium.