Quote from Don in The Physics of Being Dick
Don: [enters] I'm sorry I'm late, kids, but I was involved in one of the world's scariest police chases. Boy #1: How'd it end? Don: The guy got away. Boy #2: Oh! Don: But I rolled my car. Boys: Cool! Boy #2: Oh, man, I want to be a cop. Don: It's not all glamour, kids, but it's mostly glamour. Oh, and, uh, guns. Boys: Cool!