Ticket Taker: Wow! That baby has a big head.
Dick: Well, it, uh, runs in the family.
Ticket Taker: And the hair?
Dick: Yes, I know. We have a very ugly baby.
Ticket Taker: Hey, Vivian! Come look at this baby's head!
Tommy: Why don't you shove your little comments-
Dick: Oh, is he thirsty? He's thirsty.