Dick: Well, Mary, what are you doing here?
Mary: Returning your dog.
Dick: Well, Pepper's not my dog. He was a gift.
Mary: Yeah. A gift I decided I don't deserve. Here, you take him.
Dick: Oh, no. I- I- I- I wouldn't dream of taking back a gift that I gave you.
Mary: Well, you took back the stereo you gave me.
Dick: That was surround sound, baby.