Don: Sally, my God, what have you done?
Sally: Seth has convinced me to reject the media's definition of what a woman is. From now on, you'll never see me in tight jeans or a push-up bra or thong underwear. In fact, I'm done with underwear for good.
Don: Hmm. Why?
Sally: Seth helped me see who I really am. [English accent] I'm a different person now.
Don: You're talking crazy. You don't paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa. You don't eat steak on Thanksgiving. And you don't muck around with Sally.
Seth: Officer, why is there a boot on my car?
Don: Some guys get a pretty lady. Some guys get the boot. Life ain't fair.