Mary: Okay, Dick. Get fat. I don't care.
Dick: Well, I don't care if you do care.
Mary: As if I cared that you didn't care that I cared.
Dick: [scoffs] It's not as if I cared that you do care if I care or not.
Mary: I couldn't care less if you care that I care! [exits]
Dick: Well, now, that was uncalled for!