Dick: Mary suppose a rugged, Italian woman with a camera appeared in a pick-up and gave me the old "honk and wave"? I shouldn't jump in her truck and drive off with her, should I?
Mary: Mm-hmm.
Dick: [whimpers] No!
Mary: What?!
Dick: We are boring, aren't we?!
Mary: Well, we might be in a little rut. How about we do something special tonight?
Dick: Okay.
Mary: You come over, we'll watch Jeopardy and The Wheel, and we can order from the Bamboo Garden.
Dick: Yum.