Sally: It's just that I got so damn arrogant, you know, that I got proposed to. I mean, it's like I finally got something I can lord over other women. And that's not right, no.
Mary: No.
Sally: I want you to be happy for me, Mary. I'd like you to be in my wedding.
Mary: Bridesmaid?
Sally: Better. I want you to be my maid of honor. My bitter, old maid of honor.