Mary: Dick, do you have a problem with this?
Dick: No, why should I? Sally's fulfilling her purpose as a woman.
Mary: Oh, please, Dick, not every woman feels her life is incomplete until she got a man.
Dick: Well, hasn't your life been better since you met me?
Mary: Yes. But we've taken the time to learn about each other.
Dick: And we've learned a lot.
Mary: We've been together over a year, we're not getting married.
Dick: Certainly not.
Mary: We've never even discussed it.
Dick: You never brought it up.
Mary: Well, neither have you.
Dick: We're talking about it now.
Mary: I have a phone call to make.
Dick: Me too.