Quote from Mrs. Dubcek in Proud Dick
Man: All right, for starters, looks like the storm knocked off some shingles. You lose anything else? Mrs. Dubcek: I don't know. Like what? Man: Did you have any gutters? Mrs. Dubcek: No. Man: Screens? Mrs. Dubcek: No. Man: Antennas? Mrs. Dubcek: No. Man: Direct satellite TV? Mrs. Dubcek: Yes.