Mrs. Dubcek: See, it's the difference between good fabric and cheap fabric. Then again, my third husband liked 'em cheap.
Dick: Yes, yes, that's fascinating.
Mrs. Dubcek: Say, Dr. Solomon, could you come over and give me a hand with my lint trap?
Dick: No, I- I'd love to really, but I'm afraid it's impossible. You see, I have a bad back.
Mrs. Dubcek: I think I know why you're down here. The same reason my second husband used to come down here. Bottle of scotch hidden in the insulation. Of course, I always knew. The pink fuzz in his beer gave him away.