Dick: Hello, Mary. What are you doing at my desk?
Mary: I'm looking for some information about you.
Dick: About me? What's to know?
Mary: Dick, why don't you ever talk about your childhood? How come I've never met your parents?
Dick: Well, I told them all about you, Mary, and they didn't want to meet you.
Mary: Well, what are their names? Where- Where are their pictures, some mementos?
Dick: Uh, well okay, Mary. Uh, this is my father's lucky one-dollar bill. And, um and this pencil was given to my mother by Babe Ruth. See his number? Number two. [Mary breaks pencil] Hey! I was gonna pass that on to my son, when I had one!
Mary: You have a son! Tommy.
Dick: Oh. Right.