Mary: Frankly, Dick I'm relieved.
Dick: Who is Scoochie?!
Mary: I don't know!
Dick: You don't know?!
Mary: I swear I've never met him. I started getting these letters a couple of years ago. He's probably an old student with a crush.
Dick: No student from our college could write that well.
Mary: I know. I thought about throwing them out, but nobody's ever said such beautiful things about me.
Dick: Oh, Mary, it's easy for some stranger to say nice things. They don't know you like I do.
Mary: [flatly] Thanks.