Nina: I'm off the clock, and I'm going to the movies. With Mary.
Dick: I know. But there's something more important that you have to do. Nina, you do care about Dr. Albright's health and well-being, don't you?
Nina: Yes, I care!
Dick: Then you need to bring her to a place tonight, where we'll all be together. And our love will help us deal with this inevitable disaster.
Nina: Oh, my God. Are you talking about an intervention?
Dick: Uh, well... I, uh... Yes, Nina. It's an intervention.
Nina: I know how Dr. Albright likes to drink, but I didn't think it had gotten this bad.
Dick: It has.
Nina: You know, my clergyman has a special room at the family center-
Dick: And I'm sure it's lovely. But for our purposes, we'll meet at an abandoned bomb shelter behind the Poly Sci building.
Nina: Well, how am I supposed to get her to go down there?
Dick: [stammering] Well tell her... that it's the grand opening of a new discotheque and the free shooters and hot wings stop at 9:00 sharp.
Nina: Gotcha.