Quote from Dick in Dick's Ark
Nina: I'm off the clock, and I'm going to the movies. With Mary. Dick: I know. But there's something more important that you have to do. Nina, you do care about Dr. Albright's health and well-being, don't you? Nina: Yes, I care! Dick: Then you need to bring her to a place tonight, where we'll all be together. And our love will help us deal with this inevitable disaster. Nina: Oh, my God. Are you talking about an intervention? Dick: Uh, well... I, uh... Yes, Nina. It's an intervention. Nina: I know how Dr. Albright likes to drink, but I didn't think it had gotten this bad. Dick: It has. Nina: You know, my clergyman has a special room at the family center- Dick: And I'm sure it's lovely. But for our purposes, we'll meet at an abandoned bomb shelter behind the Poly Sci building. Nina: Well, how am I supposed to get her to go down there? Dick: [stammering] Well tell her... that it's the grand opening of a new discotheque and the free shooters and hot wings stop at 9:00 sharp. Nina: Gotcha.