Dick: No, Mary, I do not think this sculpture is clunky and reductionist!
Mary: Well, it is!
Dick: Everything looks like an umbrella rack to you! You need to develop your eye!
Mary: Dick, I cannot-
Dick: Cannot or will not? I love art, Mary. Art touches me. But maybe you shouldn't anymore.
Mary: No objection here!
Dick: Right back at you, you frigid frump!
Mary: Have a nice day!
Dick: You, too! Oh, and Mary? [slaps Mary]
Mary: Oh! [whispers] Nice touch. [slaps Dick]
Dick: Hey. What was that?