[on Mary's film:]
Mary: [v.o.] Then what is it, Sally? What are you afraid of being exposed as?
Sally: ...A lesbian.
Dick: And we're so proud of her. Well, onwards and upwards.
Sally: Thanks, Dick. Thanks a heap.
Tommy: Can I be there when Don finds out?
Sally: Only if I can be there when Alissa finds out your little secret.
Tommy: What?
Sally: Bed wetter.
Tommy: Excuse me?
Sally: I'm just trying to tell the truth here.