Dick: Have you gotten Dottie Strudwick on the phone?
Nina: She keeps hanging up.
Dick: Please clean up your phone manners, Nina. I'm trying to sleep with this woman.
Nina: You're having me call so you can sleep with her?
Dick: Oh, Nina. You're right, that is so impersonal. I'll bring her flowers and candy. No, no! Just flowers. I don't want her fat.