Quote from Don in Episode I: The Baby Menace
Tommy: Don, those babies were completely disorganized. Dick: Which is why we were alphabeticizing them. Sally: Yeah. Come on, Don. Look me straight in the eye and tell me that you would not have done the same thing. Don: Well, I- I guess I can see... No! Sally, I can only get you out of so many jams. Juggling newborns is against the law. Sally: Are you sure? Don: Juggling. Newborns. Sally: So what are you gonna do, arrest me? Don: Sally, I did arrest you. Sally: Why? Don: Juggling newborns. I get outta here!