Dick: That thing about my futile pursuit of Dr. Albright. How could you write this about me?
Tommy: Well, I'm the information officer, Dick. I'm sworn to tell the truth.
Dick: Well, the truth is that through Mary I have explored every facet of the male/female dynamic.
Tommy: Have you established a monogamous relationship with her?
Dick: No.
Sally: Have you bonded emotionally?
Dick: No.
Tommy: Have you had one successful date?
Dick: Well, if by successful you mean pleasant, no.