Mary: I have the best news! Professor Fuscoe has been hired by Princeton.
Dick: I didn't know the two of you were so close.
Mary: Oh, I think he's a moron, but I get his office!
Nina: The big office with the bay window and the view of the apple tree?
Mary: Yes! Nina, you would have been so proud of me. As soon as I heard it was available, I went to that overly friendly woman who handles these things.
Nina: Yeah. What is her problem?
Mary: Oh, who cares? It was between me and Professor Suter, and I said, "Mr. Suter is a very nice old man, but he seems very content in his broom closet. Why disturb him?" And she bought it! [both squeal]
Dick: Oh, this is wonderful! My funny signs will look just great in the new office.
Nina: I'll leave the two of you alone now.