Man: Hey, you talkin' to my girl?
Harry: You don't look old enough to be her father.
Man: What are you, a comedian?
Harry: No, that would be Buddy Hackett.
Man: You got wheels?
Harry: On my car.
Man: Okay, you and me, pal. Dead Man's Curve. We're gonna play a game of chicken.
Harry: I'll stop at the Colonel's!