Mary: Look, Dick, I- I don't care what you do. You can skydive, bungee-jump, go over Niagara falls on a pogo stick for all I care. Just don't drag me along.
Dick: I would think you'd be a little more grateful, Mary. I wanted you to share my experience.
Mary: Thank you. Thank you for the gift of death.
Dick: It's the thought that counts.