Mary: Oh, don't tell me you still have that chain letter.
Dick: Well, it just so happens that I wrote a very important phone number on it.
Mary: I don't see any number.
Dick: Well, I wrote it very small.
Mary: Are we still on for the game tonight?
Dick: Well, sure, if you're up to it.
Mary: Oh, I'm fine. [chunk of the ceiling collapse on Mary]