Mrs. Dubcek: What is the big emergency?
Dick: Look, it's just awful.
Mrs. Dubcek: I don't see anything.
Dick: It's the dishes. They're dirty, and we need a plate.
Mrs. Dubcek: Don't you boys know how to wash a dish?
Dick: Of course not, that's Sally's job.
Harry: Yeah, that and killing spiders. [guys groan]
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, please.
Dick: We wouldn't ask you, except Sally's mysteriously absent, and without a clean plate we could starve!