Quote from Dick in The Dicks They Are a Changin'
Nina: The administration office called. They contacted Stanford about transferring your graduate records, but they don't seem to have them. Dick: Are you implying that I don't have records? All humans have records, and I'm a human. Therefore, I have records. Nina: I'm sorry, but Stanford says they have no record of you at all. Dick: Oh, those incompetents. Do I have to fly out to Denver and straighten this out myself? Nina: Stanford's in California, not Denver. Dick: Well, that explains it. They lost my records in the move.