Harry: People of Earth, I am Hargo the alien. [applause]
Dick: No. That's my dentist.
Harry: I come from a galaxy far, far... You know, I'd like to try something a little different tonight, if I could. Now, you've all seen the Big Giant Head call me. But you haven't seen me call the Big Giant Head. Let's call him, shall we? [disappointed murmuring] No, it'll be great. I'm just gonna make a little phone call- [voice quavers] Transmission line's open for the Big Giant Head. [crowd groans]
Garvin: Wh- Why is he changing the act? That act was gold!
Harry: Your status report has been received. [sneezes] [crowd boos]