Quote from Tommy in Ab-dick-ted
Tommy: August? August: We had a date tonight. Dick: [o.s.] Cornfield time. August: Either you go with him and live his life, or you come with me and live yours. Tommy: But he needs me. August: Fine. Maybe next week you can try and get to first base with your dad. Dick: [o.s.] Tommy! Tommy: Bye-bye, Dick.